Volume 2 Issue 79 June 2001
FROM COMMISSIONER SCOTT ELLIS, 2ND AMER. BASKETBALL LEAGUE
Asia takes Games 3 & 4 in SABL finals!!!!
More details later, but Coach Paul Bennett's East Asia Dragons are now just one win away from upsetting the St. Lucie Aces in the 2001 SABL finals! East Asia took Game 3 and 4 in Thailand, 115-107 and 139-115. East Asia now leads the series 3 games to 1.
Can Paul make it a home-court sweep in the series by winning Game 5 and capture the SABL crown? Or can the Aces bring it back to America by winning at least one game on foreign soil? Stay tuned as the ever-unpredicatable SABL playoffs continue!
Tulsa- This reporter was fortunate enough to bump into Tulsa Twister coach, Philip Creider, at the recently-concluded U.S. Open Golf Tournament and was able to draw the following comments from the elusive coach.
Regarding the team’s prospects:
“I feel real good about our team’s prospects. To win in the SABL you need some studs. Players like Shawn Marion, Antonio Davis, and David Wesley are getting close to attaining that label. Add to that list, a rapidly maturing Jermaine O’Neal and a young Raef LaFrentz and I would be excited if I were a Twister fan.”
Regarding anticipated roster and lineups:
“Going into the off-season I feel that much of my roster and lineups are close to being set so I do not expect to make any significant changes. I will expect my trio of Davis, O’Neal, and LaFrentz to make up most of my minutes at Power Forward and Center. Marion will take up most of my Small Forward minutes with backup support from Eric Piatkowski and Jumaine Jones. My guard play will be split between Wesley, Tim Hardaway, Chris Childs and Shammond Williams. At this point, I would also expect to be able to call upon Joe Smith and Bryant Reeves for minutes as well.”
Regarding possible player cuts:
“I can tell you this; in the team locker room, minutes after the conclusion of our final game last year, I handed George McCloud his pink slip. I know that this sounds weak on my part but Mac has always been a sad reminder for me of one of the worst trades in SABL history. A few years back, I traded Jamal Mashburn to the St. Lucie Aces for Mac, an aging Ricky Pierce, and an unproductive mid-1st round draft pick. Mac has had some solid games for us but, heck, having Mash right now would be pretty sweet.”
“Since we are drafting so high (3rd and 23rd picks) I will need to open up at least one other roster slot. Hate to think it but Robert Horry could be the odd-man out. I have come to appreciate his defense and shot blocking; his 3-pt shooting slipped this year however. Still undecided.”
Regarding the upcoming draft:
“As I told Commish, Scott Ellis, this year’s pool pales in comparison to last year’s. Here we are with the 3rd pick and I don’t think that there is as sure a thing as compared to last year’s triumvirate of Elton Brand, Lamar Odom, and Steve Francis. At this point, my short list (in alphabetical order) looks like this: Marc Jackson, Kenyon Martin, Darius Miles, Mark Miller, and Morris Peterson.”
“While the draft pool might be somewhat weak, I still have hunch that there are some diamonds in the rough. Heck, I might even give some thought to trading Joe Smith for a mid-1st round pick.”
Regular season to start in November this year!!!!
We had another great season last year, but I think all of us would like to have a bit more breathing space, so we're adding an extra month to the SABL schedule. Just like the pros in the NBA, we'll start playing in November.
Who's trading?
I have now adjusted our rosters to reflect next season, which will start in NOVEMBER this year, a month earlier than we are used to:
3. Finney trades Holcomb's 1st pick and R. Strickland to Holcomb for Finney's 1st pick and C. Atkins.
2. Finney trades Posey, it's first pick and Garden City's first pick to Holcomb for R. Lewis & B. Barry.
1. Finney trades Ratliff, Oakley & Best to Holcomb for Oljauwon, Amechi & Posey & Garden City's 1st pick.
Dues, dues, dues, dues - I'm always dunning you for dues
Wanna know why? Well, why not? We have the best national Strat basketball league in existence, we've had back-to-back successful seasons and we have loads of drafting, trading and playing fun! Who could ask for anything more?
Returning SABL coaches don't have to get their $20 dues checks into my hands until Sept. 1, but why not take a couple minutes now, make out that check to your favorite charity - er - I mean commissioner, and get it over with. You'll be glad you did.
Get those votes for 2001 SABL Coach Of The Year in!
When you send me your All-Star votes, also send me your choice for SABL Coach Of The Year. Last year, Brooklyn Coach Steve Feldheim won our first Coach Of The Year honor. Who will win this year? Votes are due by July 1.
Also time to pick your 2000-2001 SABL All-Stars!
Yes, it's that time again for all our SABL coaches to place their votes for our annual All-Star Games. Pick what you feel are the top 2 players at every position in the Royal Conference (East and North Divisions) and the top 2 players in the Classic Conference (South and West Divisions). Votes are due July 1. Vote for two people in each conference at Point Guard, Guard, Small Forward, Power Forward and Center. Vote in both conferences, not just your own.
Continuing an SABL tradition, I anticipate those Amazing Feeneys will again be playing this year's best-of-seven All-Star Series (no wimpy single game like in real-life!), once I forward the voting results and rosters on to them.
Akron Blimps fire their coach
The Akron Blimps today announced the dismissal and public humiliation of coach Bobby "Buckets" Borchart. Borchart was tied up in the middle of Polymer Plaza and forced to watch as his trademark bowling shoes and shirt were donated to the Akron Zoological Park. Blimps owner Dave Scott had hoped that the shirt would be given to the zoo's guerilla, but he was dismayed to learn the zoo does not have a guerilla. It does have an old hound that was last seen burying the shoes next to the raccoon habitat.
Borchart came to the Blimps five years ago with a reputation for
instilling a chaotic and aggressive style of play designed to take
advantage of the home court. He lived up to this reputation brilliantly,
improving the home record of 19 of the SABL's 20 teams. Perhaps his
biggest moment came late last season when the St. Lucie Aces fans gave him
a standing ovation as he was introduced before his final game on the Ace's
court. That same crowd
booed with great vigor when Borchart was ejected from the game for
spilling taco cheese on the court. It seems the Aces fans were concerned
that the Blimps might come to life when directed by the assistant coach, a
Commodore 64 computer.
Normally generous with his time for the media, Borchart was understandable upset following his dismissal.
"Get that microphone out of my face," he said after the announcement. "I have a tee time in 20 minutes."
Asked why Borchart was allowed to continue with such a poor record,
Blimps God-For-Life Dave Scott said, "At first I blamed myself for the
teams failures, but then I came to my senses and found a scapegoat.
Borchart
asked for a $50 raise, so I gave him the old heave ho!"
Among possible Borchart replacements are:
WILT CHAMBERLAIN, Hall of Fame center.
"I was just talking to Wilt the other day, and although he seemed
a bit subdued and sullen, I'm sure he
could bring more life to the team that Borchart."
ZYDRUNUS ILGAUSKAS, erstwhile center and podiatry patient.
"I'm already paying him a lot of money to sit on the bench, he might as well coach," said Scott.
CHARLES BARKLEY, once and future blimp/Blimp.
"Charley is rounding out as a fan favorite who has the physical presence and well-rounded experience we need," said Scott. "He's a heavyweight candidate."
SAMIR GIBARRA, Goodyear CEO.
"He has the management skills needed to bring any blimp down to earth."
Split at St. Lou: Asians descend on Aces
East Asia is 2001 SABL Royal Conference Champs
"East Asia barely held of a great challenge from the visiting Miles Bulldogs here in Chiang Mai.
Congratulations to both Miles Bulldogs Coach Tom Jargo and Paul Bennett, whose franchise has now captured a record 6 conference titles in 7 years of SABL competition.